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Who remember the last 2 jokes when the movie "The Pursuit of Happines" ends?

What about the one before the knock knock joke?

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1. Christopher: Knock knock. Christopher Gardner: Who's there? Christopher: Shelby. Christopher Gardner: Shelby who? Christopher: Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes, Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes! Christopher Gardner: Hey, that's good. Christopher: Knock knock. Christopher Gardner: Who's there? Christopher: Nobody. Christopher Gardner: Nobody who? [Christopher doesn't respond] Christopher Gardner: Nobody who? [Christopher still doesn't respond] Christopher Gardner: A-ha-ha, that's a good one, I like that!
2. sorry
3. knock knock ? were the f**ks your bell
4. one day there was a man drowning in the water and 1 boat comes by and says to him, " Hey do you need help?" The man says, " No thank you god will save me." The boat leaves. Another boat comes by and asks the man, " Hey do you need help?" The man says, " No thank you God will save me." Then the man drowns in the water and goes to heaven. The man asks God, "Why didn't you save me?" God says, "I sent you 2 boats you big dummy!!"
5. I didn't see that movie